Sexual Intimacy | Marital Sex - ten sure fire steps to snuff out any sexual pleasure from your marriageSexual Intimacy In Marriage - Ten Ways For The Christian Wife To Avoid The Whoopees! By:Sistah J I hope you are in a mood for a few smiles today because I have something to say about a serious situation that is taking place in many marriages, Christian or not. I'm taking this from a sarcastic angle, but I have no doubt that you will get the point. Let's start with number one. NUMBER ONE: Stay busy all the time in the house and at the church. Doing this and doing that will eventually burn you out to the point where there is not much energy or desire for making love to your husband. NUMBER TWO: Preach scriptures to your husband often about the importance of focusing on spiritual things like reading his bible and being involved in church more than what he is. After all, he simplythinks about sex too often and not about God enough. Why is so concerned about so much sexual intimacy? NUMBER THREE: Make love only once a month or maybe once a week on Fridays and on holidays. This way, your husband will be so anxious and grateful. This will put you in a position of power over him. Never mind that this causes him frustration and acts of anger. Just be sure to punish him for any outburst. The dog house baby! NUMBER FOUR: Never ever flirt with your husband or grab his buttocks or his...uh...well you know...his what-cha-ma-call-its.After all, that is not holy and is more reflective of a slut and we know that all sluts are going to hell. Again, why is so concerned about so much sexual intimacy? NUMBER FIVE: Keep a headache constantly. Don't take painkillers. If your head hurts all the time, you will always have an excuse for not getting in the groove with your husband. Of course the headache strangely goes away when you get ready to go to church. NUMBER SIX: NUMBER SEVEN: Never permit yourself to enjoy the pleasure that your husband can give you. Women are not suppose tohave fun in bed or even utter a moan even though one may slip every now and then. That is simply not holy.Just lay there and let him do "his business". When he's through don't wonder him if you pleased him. Afterall...he did climax didn't he??? NUMBER EIGHT: Never take a bath or a shower with your husband. This is simply asking for trouble. Take all of your bathsalone. We all know that men get turned on at seeing their wives wet and naked. Besides, it's hard to take a shower (refer back to 6.) in the dark. NUMBER NINE: When he makes his move, get spiritual on him. Say something like this for example: "The Lord is leadingme to read my bible tonight and fast sex. I will let you know when I come off of this fast." Or you can say"No, honey...I won't wear that...only sluts dress like that." Make sure your knees are covered 24/7. Surely hewill understand. After all, God comes first and you must constantly remind him of that too. Remember...lookmarried but not sexy. All women who look sexy are going to hell and you don't want to go there do you? NUMBER TEN: When you do make love always do it in the same place and same position. Never let him get you to trya different position or even a different place. Why rent a hotel if you are living in a home? That's stupid.Why lay on the floor by the fireplace when you have a bed in the bedroom? Besides, all of this takes uptime and this thing must be over with in 10 to 15 minutes max. The dishes are still in the sink. Remember...these ten tips must be followed to the impth degree. Only then will you be assured of destroyingall sexual intimacy in you and your husband's relationship. Never mind that sexual intimacy is a beautifulform of worship in the presence of God. This is a realm of the spirit that must not be entered into because something about it is just not right...it makes you feel uncomfortable. Though it could be because of past experiences, you can't let yourself dwell on that now because you are saved, full of the Holy Ghost and that with tongues. Thus, you don't need to deal with your past (eww that hurts) nor is it necessary for you to let God help you in this area. Just keep it buried and keep your husband in longing and things will work out one way or another...won't they? Are you satisfied with your current level of sexual intimacy? Sistah J is the poetess and web author of www.SpicyPoems.com There you will find her sexually intimate poetry...a beautiful reflection of the holiness of sexual intimacy within the gates of marriage. She will celebrate her 28th wedding anniversary this year. She has written poetry since age 12 but started writing intimate poems on the night of one of her wedding anniversaries. Her first poem was The Act Of Marriage and since then she has written many and now runs a business from her home called Spicy Poems. In fact you can get a free 4x6 full color glossy of the poem entitled: The Act Of Marriage when you visit her site. Have A Great Story About This Topic?Do you have a question or a great story about this? Please share it!
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